At the end of my MoE write up I mentioned the old proverb (or contract as I'll now refer to it) "Bad things happen in threes!" I don't know what I did to actually enter into this contract but I figured the mechanical in the TT and two flats in the road race were the three bad things I'm good to go, right??? I now realize that for bike racing there are certain stipulations in this contract that have to be met before you can wash your hands of it. I read the fine print I found out that it is not that simple. It can't just be three separate incidents, it has to happen in three separate races AND in three different types of races. I got the road race and time trial out of the way but the MoE crit went well. Hmmm...... Ballard is up next. OK, I'm NOT going to race if it rains!
Because of the typical weekend forecast that shows a picture of half a sun, half a cloud and a certain percent chance of rain the pre-reg for this was small except for the 4/5 field. The course is right in the heart of Ballard and with the cobbles, uneven road, and (I've heard that there are move bars on this course than any other in the us) big crowds it can be a crazy race even dry. Add wet conditions and......
Denise and I arrived early to claim a good spot for the team tent. The weather had been nice all morning but just after we parked a dark cloud settled over us and it started to pour. No problem, I'll get a nice spot in one of the many taverns to watch the rain soaked carnage. After about ten minutes I looked at the weather map on my phone and even though it seemed like this would never end it was showing up as tiny green blip on radar and nothing was behind it. Ten minutes later the sun was back out. OK, I'll register now.
I got a good warm up on my trainer and with about 10 minutes before our start Mark and I jumped on our bikes and headed towards the staging area. I didn't realize that the 4/5 field was on their last lap and were coming through turn three as we were crossing the street. I had to pay attention to all the pedestrians on the side walk and stopped watching the race. All of a sudden we heard that nasty sound of carbon hitting the pavement. Before I realized what was happeneing a guy that was trying to avoid the carnage hit one of the hay bales head on. I had one of those slow motion "Ohhhhhhh Shiiiiiiiiiiit" moments! He and his bike launched over the hay bail and right into me. I was pushed up against the brick wall of the building behind us. WTF!! It took a few seconds to shake it off and get back on the bike. I seemed to be OK. I quickly discovered that I couldn't spin my rear wheel. I started shouting curse words that could be heard in several counties. Mark started asking me what I needed and was ready to grab me another wheel. Since we were minutes away from our start I went into panic mode. I reset the wheel, readjusted my brakes and checked for broken spokes. Everything seemed to be OK. If there were issues with the bike I would have to get it sorted out in the pits after the start. I also didn't have time to check the fine print in the "Threes" contract but I was hoping that would count.
You can see me standing on the sidewalk. This is about 5 seconds after the collison when I was getting back up. Jeeeze, it was a big, long crash. Guys are still going down.

The race was barely under way (I think during lap one) when Doug(Audi) took off hard. Tom and Greg(Farestart) soon hopped on and at some point Pete(Slalom) joined as well. It was so early that I didn't think it would last too long. It was so early that I didn't think it would last too long. I was totally amped after my pre-race incident that at one point Alex had to reel me in after I rode off the front. After a couple of laps I calmed down and was ready to do whatever was needed to keep these guys off the front.



all photos by denise phillips
Nice job getting back in the pack. I rode to the pits (after finally extricating myself from the tangle on the ground) and was then told that I would not get a free lap. Since the pack was already at least a half lap away I called it quits. :(
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